MEATOTOMY ZINE

WELCOME TO MEATOTOMY
This zine page is a collaboration between three very unlikely people - Mz. H, jOhn A, and Tone E. Rome. If you had asked me (Mz. H) even a month ago if it would be likely for me to be writing again, I prolly woulda said "Hell NO! What is there to even write about these days in this shithole town? Watchin' paint peel is WAAAYYY more fun and interesting than what goes on around here!".

Sadly, I had lost my faith in a lot of shit - drama, drama, drama. Then, out of the blue, my friend jOhn A. contacted me. I hadn't talked to him for a few YEARS - and I dunno...something got jarred in me - compelled me to write something, anything. Then, I started harassing him to write again, too. Then I was like, "Well, jOhn - we really just oughta suck it up and do this shit together!". jOhn was hesitant - he's a modest, simple guy who doesn't ask for trouble like I do. Finally - he relented and agreed...but wait - I'm not done with the story! One night jOhn brought this guy Tony over to my house and hell he also does zine stuff incidentally. I knew Tony was a kindred type person - he knows what urethral sounding is. The Acme brand light bulb above my head got really, really bright because I realized trinities like this don't happen that often and I HAD to get Tony in on the action as well.

Hence, MEATOTOMY ZINE. A little of everything here - cartoons, revealing expos'es, reviews...and whatever the hell else we feel like doin. It's really all about sharing our insanities with you so we don't go all postal at our jobs and what not.